What are you doing? I'm not like this! I have a husband, and you have a wife!

Two young couples were going to drink, when the booze was over, the owner of the apartment, taking his friend's wife with him, went to the store. And his wife, at this time, went out onto the balcony, where a tipsy friend comes in and begins to pester her. The calf says to him: "What are you doing? I'm not like that! I have a husband, and you have a wife!" To which he gets the answer: "And why the fuck did you touch my balls under the table?" And then the girl gives up, asking the guy: "They won't be there for half an hour?" Having received an affirmative answer, they cheat on their halves on the balcony.